February 2012
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To end this actually really good day, my pervo friends on tumblr are talking about their robo fantasies. yessssssssssssss
I'm the fucking worst
Danny: *turns over in bed*
Me: You going to bed?
Danny: Yeah
Me: *puts Danny in a head lock* LISTEN HERE CUM-SLUT, DO YOU THINK THAT SLEEPING IS FUCKING CUTE??? HOW MANY BEDS DO YOU OWN?
Danny: .......One?
Me: I BET YOU FIVE MILLION DOLLARS YOU DON'T OWN ANY. I OWN SEVEN!
“Hmmm well we can have an interesting and possibly important conversation on...”
– Tumblr
plaiddad replied to your post: I’m honestly debating changing my tumblr name to…
Hey smilin’ strange, you’re looking happily deranged
Plaid Dad, once again winner of the best human being award. Also I have the Polaris “Music From The Adventures of Pete and Pete” album and it’s basically the best thing. For a week it was all I listened going to, coming from, and at work...
REBLOG IF YOU'RE A 90s CUM-SLUT
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I’m honestly debating changing my tumblr name to Kreb-Slut
Ok most tumblr controversies I completely ignore (either accidently or purpousely) but this fucking CGI CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BIRD??? HOW DARE U POST THAT, CUM SLUT!!!! thing is fucking killing me and I can’t take it
Like I could make a serious post about why this reaction is bad but I don’t have to because AHAHAHAHAHAHA ahheeheeHEEHEEEHEE
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Danny and I discuss Partydog's swapnotes
Danny: Oh it's Homker! Homker...and Midge!
Danny: Look! It's Brad!
Me: Liz. Short for Elizabeth.
Danny: The Thompsons
Me: The Cheese and Onions.
Me: The Flip Wilsons.
Me: Homker says "You've made your bed Brad, Now Sleep in it!"
Danny: Brad turns to Homker and whispers "I didn't do anything at all!"
Oh and to clarify: We’re celebrating my official end of training and “”“graduation”“” onto the REAL REAL job part at work by engaging in WikkaNytez 2012. Festivities include: Watching Nic Cage’s Wicker Man, receding into the bedroom to watch as many dumb youtube videos as possible, eating chinese food, laughing.
Happy WikkaNytez 2012 boys and...
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After the 12th time playing "20th Century Fox...
Me: *plays 20th Century Fox Flute Edition on my netbook while curled up in a hysterical laughing fit*
Sardius: Ok this has got to stop sometime. Who introduced this to you?
Me: Um, either Audrey or Doug?
Sardius: Ah, yeah, them.
Me: You don't even know who they are!
Sardius: No, I've heard of them. Like online they're uh...uh...DougCool69....and...and...and Audrey-Cake-Butts
Me: *takes netbook, folds it over Danny's face, and clicks play on "20th Century Fox Flute Edition"*
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Love on Love: Fuck the Super Gameboy: Introduction →
christinelove:
The Super Gameboy is probably the coolest piece of video game hardware in existence.
It’s also probably the biggest wasted opportunity in video games.
It’s been pretty much entirely forgotten about now, because— as is pretty common with neat hardware made by Nintendo— very, VERY few games…
If you’ve never read Christine Love’s pieces about the Super Gameboy...
so can anyone help me figue out
thingsstingshouldsing:
…how to automatically send gmail with certain exact phrases or words straight to trash? because I’m really sick of all the threats.
Click on filter messages like these, then you should be able to do the rest.
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chickensnack:
timheidecker:
Madonna’s Super...
jenihead asked: hi, yes, i totally agree about the patient navigation stuff for REAL, it would have been a much better thing if, ya know, the shitty opinions had been left out and just actual information had been put in its place. It's been WEIRD to see the amount of disinformation thats floating around out there. Like on some level i knew it existed but to see if GUSHING OUT like this has been mind blowing....
I am going to write a long, thought out post later...
The second worst thing about the Komen thing (first worst being their defunding and grant pulling) is that now a lot of shitheads who have NO IDEA how nonprofits function and help people are pulling out their really ignorant opinions about how nonprofits SHOULD work and it’s making me scream.
NO, Cancer Nonprofits are not preventing cancer treatment to keep money in their pockets. There is...
wrywlf:
a brilliant thing
UGGGGGGGGH I have opinions about this article!!!!!
A) Susan G Komen does suck, and for 99.9 of the reasons stated there!
B) The author throwing “Patient Navigation” services out as “stupid” and “useless” is so fucking privelaged that I am vomitting bile here. I can NOT BELIEVE anyone would call someone who says PATIENT NAVIGATION...
In light of THQ's recent troubles...
devilrei:
… I’d like to recount my own THQ related story.
In 2008 I was doing a whole hell of a lot of work for What They Play, a website geared toward parents informing them about games and developments in the game industry. This, of course, meant analyzing and playing titles that… lie outside of my circle of interest, to say the least.
One day in late summer, I got emails from my higher-ups...
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eccentric-nucleus:
archaeosaur:
Derrick Jensen: There’s this absolutely extraordinary book called The Nazi Doctors by Robert Jay Lifton, and in this book he describes how it was that men — people, but men in this case — who had taken the Hippocratic Oath could work in Nazi death camps. And what he found was that many of the doctors who worked in the death camps actually cared very deeply for the...
January 2012
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