December 2011
76 posts
CHRISTMAAAAS gifts
Oh man, WHAT A XXXMAS!
What I got:
-Hey Pais Shirt
-$50 Ikea Card for my NEW APARTMENT
-Vanilla Bath Set
-Maru book
-Hardcore Gaming 101 700+page book about adventure games
-a ton of tasty snacks in my stocking and some pens and erasers
-NEW fancy as HECK dream journal from India
-A bottle of Jack Daniels
-Homemade milk chocolate peanut clusters that are so tasty what the...
A PERFECT ENDING TO A TURBULENT BUT ACTUALLY GREAT...
Wray: here's an emote of my boyfriend's face: (" oO)
Wray: his nose is big just like mine
Bridgeport Cat: BIG NOSE
Bridgeport Cat: (freaks out)
Bridgeport Cat: (that's an nes game)
Wray: \(" oO)/ he's freaking out now, his arms are up
Hey I need advice
Tumblr, before I post something I need to ask you for advice! Basically, as some of you know, I used to be on tumblr under another name until a few LOL-SJ people chased me off by yelling at me for saying TRIGGER WARNINGS ARE GOOD THINGS.
WELL! Someone has just, realtalk, literally profited off of my rape without my permission and I’m pretty furious about it! I want to do a writeup about it...
goatygoatyeah asked: LOOK AT YOU BEING ALL SNARKY
HEY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
please reblog this with a cool pic that reminds you of me thank you
Love, Bridgeport The Cat, now officially too old
whitachi:
Yo, boost this to whoever, but I’m looking for artists who would take a commission to draw monsters. Very based-on-real-animals monsters, but monsters. Lemme know, bros.
Whitachi rules, I vouch for her as the best person so let her commission you, she is great and will not suck as a commisisoner. THIS I VOUCH
puppyyule:
bruce timm literally drew tons of batman porn and signed it with his own name
that is how much publishers and production companies care if you draw cartoon characters slapping their beefs together
The secret is that they’ve NEVER cared and yes, they’ll hire you if you’ve drawn porn in the past. Of note: Disney, YES Disney, hired Carl Barks in the 40’s even...
An exclusive interview with...
Bridgeport Cat: Party Dog, Space Jam. I've heard you're a big promoter of it, so tell me: Why is space jam the best thing. Why is it a good thing. Space Jam. Tell me.
Partydog: have you seen space jam? if you have, i think this question has been answered.
Bridgeportcat: Well it honestly left me with quite a few questions, like the "toon-Earth" theory in which warner brothers characters live in the center of the earth. Why haven't we gone off orbit?
Partydog: the cartoons are so appealing we are very strongly and very scientifically drawn to them. this is what professional "boys" and "ladies" call "gravity."
Bridgeport Cat: Fair enough. Partydog, what do you think of parks and rec, the television series? There is only one correct answer. Get it right or pay the price.
Partydog: I HAVENT WATCHED IT YET. I STILL HAVENT FINISHED COMMUNITY YET, THERES ALL THESE BROKEN BADS ON MY FLOOR, FOR GODS SAKE THE SOPRANOS ARE STILL LYING HERE, GETTING COLD. IM A BAD FATHER.
Bridgeport Cat: While that's the absolute, most incorrect answer I'll let it slide, because I was going to do a comparison between the pawnee book and the newest sensational comic hit, Lamezine 001, but I couldn't make it funny in my head. Also. Lamezine. Tell me about it.
Partydog: well, you open your windows and let the little fella climb in. he will make his way into the bed and scuttle under your pillow. head to sleep, and you will wake up with a wonderful story to tell… but you just cant form the words. you call up your wife, the police, but she is busy arresting. she is busy and divorcing. you call the grocer and ask if you can get another lamezine…youve gotta try again. but theyve all been sold, to a wealthy man.
Bridgeport Cat: Does Lamezine endore Ron Paul? I want to make a funny joke, say yes.
Partydog: yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bridgeport Cat: Wait the joke has escaped me. It was going to be about using skeleton bones as a competing currency but it wasn't that funny. What can we find inside Lamezine?
Partydog: skeleton bones. haha no that wouldnt make any sense. its just got lamezine bones.
Bridgeport Cat: are these bones edible? Like, are they those cool candy bones you get on halloween that taste all chalky or are they like meat bones. Who were these skeletons in previous lives?
Partydog: these skeletons are the remains of 'bone-men' or 'skeletons'. you can eat them, but they are cursed.
Bridgeport Cat: I know there are official lamezone tshirts, and that they would be the best official attire while engaging with Lamezine 001, but I think that this should be allowed as acceptable attire as well: http://www.amazon.com/Tupac-Rules-Names-Hoodie-X-Large/dp/B005JGQXOW/ref=sr_1_539?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1323926198&sr=1-539
Partydog: allowed and encouraged. we ask only that you draw a little ghost penis right on there.
Bridgeport Cat: Before we go, other than buying and reading Lamezine 001, what advice would you give aspiring comic artists who also worship Satan's thorny prick?
Partydog: only draw during your nap. you will wake up and you wont know whats happened. who drew this? did i draw this? throw it away.
Bridgeport Cat: Hail Satan, brother.
Partydog: give him kissy lips
eccentric-nucleus:
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eccentric-nucleus:
jerque replied to your post: jerque replied to your post: Are you writing…
Where are all the fucking animated skeletons in this post
SIGH
really i’m not even a big fan of skeletons by themselves you’ve gotta be a rotting mutated zombie or some kind of alchemical lich floating around with bones tied with golden wire or something
skeletons are...
richasapo:
I unironically love the YouTube enclave of videos dedicated to people talking or whispering soothingly. Especially those describing the performance of a task like cutting hair or applying makeup. I’ve mentioned this before but the combination of the inherently captivating aspect of the human voice and the clear, confident grasp of the task being performed, is ambrosia to me. This is...
“There should be a Big Dog’s shirt for the internet. On the front it says...”
– Danny is basically the most astute video game journalist of our time
Great Job! And other memetic sayings in our...
computerhusband:
So, today, I was feeling like a sack of crap and a half. Woke up puking and had a wicked rad case of diarrhea, and was basically unconscious for the rest of the day until Ferrovore called me during her break at work. She was having a pretty bad day, and it ended up with us discussing the best ways to properly leave after quitting your job.
In my fevered state, I suggested...
I can hardly believe I even have to say this...
friskywoods:
…but Nazis aren’t cool. They represent the worst behavior in an already deeply flawed species, and if civilization is to have any hope of advancing, such attitudes should be recognized for the cancer they are. My grandfather fought the Axis in World War II, and while there are very few causes I would take up arms for, battling the spread of the Nazi philosophy would certainly be...
Employee Fired For Harassing Transgender Customer... →
stfusexists:
feministsoccupyhalloween:
“A week ago, a Macy’s employee spotted a transgender woman going into the women’s dressing room, and decided to stop her and inform her that she wasn’t really a woman. The company promptly fired her, but now the employee has enlisted the help of a hatemongering conservative organization and is claiming that Macy’s discriminated against her religious...
My New Future Boss is amazing
She answers my emails within minutes, and usually with a huge “THX!!!!”
She told me it’d be a few days before she got the results of this test, and she emailed me to let me know the results haven’t gone through but that she’d email me when they did.
She told me on the phone numerous times I had a “Good Heart”
She’s the most upbeat lady in the...
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not-fun replied to your quote: HOW DO PEOPLE WHO NEED TRIGGER WARNINGS SURVIVE…
WELL FOR SOME REASON IN EVERY DAY LIFE PEOPLE DONT WALK AROUND CONSTANTLY BLATHERING ABOUT TRIGGERY MATERIAL LIKE PARENTAL ABUSE, RAPE, MOLESTATION, SUICIDE ETC…
Haha, yeah basically. If it’s on tv, I turn it off or I look at the content before. Do I get triggered sometimes accidently by irl shit?...
“HOW DO PEOPLE WHO NEED TRIGGER WARNINGS SURVIVE OUTSIDE THE INTERNET!!!!”
– every terrible person who I’ve ever talked to about trigger warnings ever. It can’t be just me whose experienced this, right? Whose been told OH HEY YOU WANT TRIGGER WARNINGS??? HOW DO YOU EVEN WATCH TV OR EXIST LOL BABY? Right?
