I'm the fucking worst
Danny: *turns over in bed*
Me: You going to bed?
Danny: Yeah
Me: *puts Danny in a head lock* LISTEN HERE CUM-SLUT, DO YOU THINK THAT SLEEPING IS FUCKING CUTE??? HOW MANY BEDS DO YOU OWN?
Danny: .......One?
Me: I BET YOU FIVE MILLION DOLLARS YOU DON'T OWN ANY. I OWN SEVEN!
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realbadbadger said:
oh my god lol
B. Cat you are priceless
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